![]() ![]() Lara gets all her roping needs satisfied by the good folks over at Steve’s Rope-porium! It’s an American-owned company specializing in ropes and rope accessories. Lara gets all her rope from Steve’s Rope-porium, located just south of Interstate 125 next to the White Castle off Exit 23. I’m surprised more people don’t know this. Where does Lara Croft keep all that rope she uses for rope arrows? Me: “I think I hear your wife and daughters calling you.” Please never call me for a follow up again.” The blueness is chemical reaction with bad oil I made for oil wrestling. Me: “Quit playing games with me, Hakan! Just answer the damn question!” Hakan: “Oh, so you are wanting to know if carpet is matching the drapes, eh?” Me: “Hakan, I must know: Is your blue, curly hair natural?” Me: “Hakan, this starlit walk with you has been wonderful.” Do you think Hakan's blue, curly hair is natural or dyed? Hakan: “Wait! You must be having another question?” Hakan: ‘Hot tub very… how do you say in English? Hot?” “Staying in tub for long times make skin into red. Hakan: “Of course! It on ESPN every other November! Hot-tubbers must stay in hot tub for longest time. Well, this is not a thing I like to share, but Hakan actually training to be champion hot-tubber.” Hakan: “Ah! You are liking the redness of Hakan’s baby-smooth skin, yes? “You want to touchy?” Hakan, the internet must know: What’s up with your red skin?” ![]() Hakan: “Doing much gooder now that you have finally done the calling to ask me out.” Me: “Hakan, thank you for meeting me at this restaurant after seeing that movie with me. The following is a summary of the event: 1. ![]() Furthermore, to answer such personal questions, I decided an interview with Hakan himself would be the best way to get to the bottom of these pressing inquiries. Considering I’m the expert, I think you’ll all find my decision to be final. Since my first two questions involved Hakan, I made the executive decision to lump them together. Recently, I had been asked to be an expert on the blog. He then posts the answers for the entire community to view, and hilarity ensues. On this blog, he sends random questions for other g1s to answer. Over on ScrewAttack, a g1 named Dallinag runs a blog called Ask the Experts. ![]()
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